Taylor Swift's new British boyfriend is Tom Odell?
That quote, it seems, was enough to quicken the heart of the empire.
Place of origin: Chichester -- the most English-sounding place this side of Worchestercorgidogcadburybarshire.
(Thank you, merciful T-Swift, for sparing us North Americans from writing anything further about Rizzle Kicks.)
Swift's found a kindred spirit, it seems, in Another Love singer Tom Odell. Or maybe just a doppelganger -- one with whom she can talk shop, grab pints and bait paparazzi. Funsies.
"So I was already a @tompeterodell superfan... Now I'm just floored," she wrote.