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December 18, 2013 - 11:11 AM

Kanye West gets schooled by police chief/funnyman David Oliver - read the AMAZING open letter here!

David Oliver is more than just your average small town police chief. He's also a published author (his book is called No Mopes Allowed) and is extremely hilarious. Should-have-his-own-show hilarious.

Remember how Kanye West recently compared the dangers of performing on stage to those faced by police officers and soldiers? Well, the Ohio-based chief decided to respond to these wild statements and we're sure glad he did.

After penning this amazing open letter to West, Oliver posted it on the Brimfield Police Department's Facebook page and it's no surprise it's since gone viral.

Best of all? He says what we've all been thinking. Here goes...

"Dear Kanye West,

"I am honored to be writing such an important star. I am a mere Internet sensation. I’m not sure I am worthy to address you, although the Huffington Post did say I was “Humorous and Insanely Popular.” I don't pay much attention to those things. Anyway, please excuse my interference in your life for a quick second.

"I read your interview and also watched it on video. You said: 'I’m just giving of my body on the stage and putting my life at risk, literally.….and I think about it. I think about my family and I’m like, wow, this is like being a police officer or something, in war or something.” 

"I want to thank you for putting your life on the line for all of us every day. I know that being a rapper is tough work. I have tried to rap, and it is very difficult to keep up with the pulse of the rhyme flow…although when Ice Ice Baby comes on the radio, I can usually keep up with ol’ Vanilla. Anywho, your job is just some very dangerous work. Most people don't consider... if you rap really fast, without a chance to inhale, you could pass out and hit your head.Facebook

"That last paragraph was covered in sarcasm. I'm letting you know, just so you do not think I agree with your very ignorant assessment of your career (or any other performer) as it relates to a person in the military or a police officer's service. You sir, are as misguided as they come. I do have a suggestion for you. Since you are accustomed to danger, from your life as an international rapper, I am strongly encouraging you immediately abandon you career as a super star and join the military."After joining, I would like you to volunteer to be deployed in Afghanistan or one of the numerous other forward locations where our men an women are currently serving. When the Taliban starts shooting at you, perhaps you could stand up and let the words flow. It could be something like 'I'm Kanye West, wearing a flak vest.' I'm sure they would just drop weapons and surrender. You could quite possibly end all wars, just from the enemy being starstruck.

"Your line of thinking is part of the problem in the world today …. which include entertainers thinking they are something more than just entertainers. I know it is supply and demand and the demand for your services is high. I get economics. What I do not get is you EVER comparing what you do for a living to our heroic military members, who are always in harm's way … and my brother and sister police officers who have to go to work carrying weapons and wearing a bulletproof vest to protect themselves.

"Check yourself, before you wreck yourself …. Chief Oliver."

 
Wonder how Kanye's going to react? He can write his own open letter a la Miley vs. Sinead... slam Oliver on Facebook a la Jimmy Kimmel feud... ask the world to boycott the chief a la Louis Vuitton... the list of possibilities is endless!

Hopefully, he'll just keep his mouth shut and learn something. At least then we'll be sure the apocalypse is coming.