Nerd rewrites Fifty Shades of Grey, makes it infinitely better
The number of comedians, late night hosts, brands and readers who have created their own silly takes on the series is impossible to count and we’ve seen some seriously amazing efforts, namely from Ellen DeGeneres.
However, it wasn’t until recently that we discovered an ongoing Fifty Shades of Grey parody with the ability to make us laugh continuously. That’s right, this isn’t a one time only deal, it’s for life! Or until its creator gets bored/runs out of ideas.
Introducing 50 Nerds of Grey, the best Twitter account on the web. Recounting the story of Mr. Grey from the eyes of a nerd to 250K followers, @50nerdsofgrey will soon have you hooked and loving it. Here are just a few of the gems you can expect to see from this mastermind:
'I've been a very bad girl,' she said, biting her lip. 'I need to be punished.'— 50 Nerds of Grey (@50NerdsofGrey) September 7, 2015
'Very well,' he said and installed Windows 10 on her laptop.
'So,' he asked, revealing the erect wood between his legs, 'Are you ready to play?'— 50 Nerds of Grey (@50NerdsofGrey) April 26, 2016
'Play what?' she asked, nervously.
'Quidditch!' he said.
'Do you want a happy ending?' she asked, massaging his back.— 50 Nerds of Grey (@50NerdsofGrey) April 24, 2016
'Yes please' he replied.
'OK' she said 'Jon Snow's still alive.'#GameofThrones
'Make me feel used, dirty and ashamed! she begged.— 50 Nerds of Grey (@50NerdsofGrey) April 22, 2016
'Ok,' he said and took her to the Apple Store.
'How do you feel about chains?' she whispered, stroking his chest.— 50 Nerds of Grey (@50NerdsofGrey) April 17, 2016
He gulped. 'I quite like Pizza Hut but I'm not so keen on McDonalds.'
'Do you have protection?' she asked.— 50 Nerds of Grey (@50NerdsofGrey) April 14, 2016
'Of course' he said. 'I've got my Captain America shield and I'm wearing my underpants on the outside.'
We’re just waiting for this to be a movie!
'I'm all yours tonight!' she cried, 'Do something to me you'd never normally dare do to a woman!'— 50 Nerds of Grey (@50NerdsofGrey) March 30, 2016
'All right' he said, and made eye contact.