In the seemingly never-ending saga of young women who inexplicably find Jon Gosselin attractive, the family's former nanny is claiming she had an affair with the Jon & Kate Plus 8 patriarch. Stephanie Santoro went into way too much detail when describing the alleged affair to In Touch magazine.

So what does Santoro claim happened? Time to break out the brain bleach.

The 23-year-old told In Touch that the father of eight called her one night, asking her to come over, and when she got there, his main concern was getting a massage.

"And then he was like, 'My turn,'" said Santoro. "While we were sitting there, he said, 'Well, I guess we can kiss just once.'"

And who could resist such smooth charms? You know, other than everybody.

According to Santoro, the two then made their way to the (barf) hot tub, with Gosselin telling her, "Whatever you do, don't fall in love with me, because it's going to be impossible for me not to fall in love with you."

Even though Santoro was worried one of Gosselin's eight children would come out and find them, the reality TV dad told her to "relax." The nanny also called Gosselin "very romantic" in describing their post-hot-tub activities.

"[Jon] ran in to make sure all of the kids were asleep, and we went back into the apartment that is now over the garage," Santoro claimed. "We continued what was going on in the hot tub and then the fell asleep afterwards."

Wow, that is romantic! Take a lesson from Jon Gosselin, boys, because that is what every girl dreams of.

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