Lindsay Lohan is no longer a wanted woman -- and not just among Hollywood casting agents (Ding dang!). An arrest warrant for the party girl and occasional actress was recalled earlier today after Lohan's lawyer proved that she had indeed been dutifully meeting the conditions of her probation.
"The warrant is quashed and set aside," Judge Marsha Revel told People. "I've seen additional proof ... that Lohan has been compliant with [her] program. There is no indication of dirty [drug] tests."
According to Lohan's lawyer, the arrest warrant issued Friday was all "just a misunderstanding."
Lohan was convicted of DUI in August 2007 after driving under the influence of cocaine. She was thrown in the clinker in November 2007 for 84 minutes (or roughly the amount of time it takes to sleep through Herbie Fully Loaded), and is currently serving a three-year probation term.
And while the court ruled today that 'lil LiLo is officially a good girl, she hasn't fully renounced her batcrap crazy ways.
Soon after the warrant was issued Friday night, Lohan tore up L.A., doing everything but running over pedestrians in a coke-fuelled haze during her night on the town. And, if an anonymous Gawker source is to be believed, Lohan blogged the whole thing -- in 140 characters or less!
Yeah, just like such luminaries as Ashton Kutcher and Shaquille O'Neal, Lindsay Lohan is reportedly on Twitter -- and one of her snitchier followers leaked her Friday night tweets to Gawker over the weekend.
As per People's reports of Lohan's Friday night, she started things off with drinks at the Chateau Marmont around 8 p.m.
Lohan's Twitter feed from about that time: "At chateau meeting with chicks who act like d*cks...Ha!"
Sometime after Lohan microblogged such insightful statements as "Sofifi! U bbm'd on shabbat!" the celeb left the Chateau to head straight for Jack Nicholson's place on Mulholland Drive -- yes, that Jack Nicholson. According to People, Lohan and pals drove up to Nicholson's gate around 1:45 a.m., where they buzzed the intercom and yelled until "Jack" let them in -- for, one hopes, nothing more than a grandfatherly chat and a few sobering cups of coffee for the road.
From there, People reports Lohan headed for girlfriend Samantha Ronson's house -- although Ronson didn't arrive home until the following day.
Lohan's early-morning Twitter feed would suggest a girl overcome with loneliness, fear of arrest and an itch to write bad, stream-of-consciousness teenage-poetry:
The tweets (cobbled together so they seem somewhat slightly less crazytown): "Should you end it if the one person in the world fails to love, hold/comfort, apologize, and CHERISH you the night before jail? LIARS R COWARDS cuz they DONT know what they got til it is far gone. and people-if you f**king love someone PUT UR PRIDE A-fucking-SIDE AND JUST LOVE THEM BACK! do not ever dj before calling if they ARE F**KING i miss my baby-but she really does owe me ONE__IM SORRY."
One hour after sharing those dark-and-twisty feelings with the Twitterverse, Lohan tweeted that Samantha Ronson's team had "confirmed" reports of a warrant for Lohan's arrest.
Ronson got back to her house at 11:30 Saturday morning, reports People. Soon after, Lohan and Ronson got all Vegas on each other, to the point the neighbours called police. A "loud disturbance" and the sound of a window breaking were heard coming from Ronson's house.
No further (pseudo)intelligence can be gleaned from Lohan's Twitter feed, but our Encyclopedia Brown-esque powers of deduction lead us to believe the cause of the melee may have stemmed from one of Lohan's Friday night tweets. "la needs better restaurants." Oooh. Them's fighting words.
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