In a Scientology union that is sure make Tom Cruise and Katie Holmes vaguely uncomfortable, Danny Masterson and Bijou Phillips have gotten engaged, People reports. At their next E-meter reading, their Thetan levels are going to be super high... Or low. Medium? We forget how it's supposed to work.
Masterson, 33, and Phillips, 28, began dating in 2005 after meeting in the most romantic way possible, at a poker tournament in Las Vegas. Over the course of their three-and-a-half year relationship, the couple has starred in a few movies together, including Wake, The Bridge to Nowhere and Made for Each Other. (That last one is, we're sure, just a vomit-inducing coincidence.)
Aside from his residual cheques from That '70s Show, Masterson also supplements his income as a deejay, performing under the name DJ Mom Jeans. (Really.) We heard that if you play his records backwards, you can hear L. Ron Hubbard reciting Dianetics.
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