Sorry, all you chartered members of the Team Aniston Fan Club (assuming there's any of you left out there). The former Friends actress and John Mayer are not expecting their first child, despite reports.

This week's cover story for Australia's New Weekly suggested the recently reunited couple was planning to give Brangelina a run for their money in the baby-making department, citing an unplanned pregnancy as the reason for their reconciliation.

But Aniston's overworked rep managed to find time in her busy schedule of setting up "candid" paparazzi shoots and promoting her client’s fabulous life to set the record straight. She tells Entertainment Tonight, "Give me a break. She is NOT pregnant."

No wonder her publicist sounds so pissed off. The tabs not only got the story wrong, they also didn't even have the decency to hold the cover for a week in order to overshadow Angelina Jolie's premiere of Changeling. The nerve!

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