Megan Fox: F*** Disney, I Was in Love with a Stripper

September 16, 2008

Ugly tattoos? Check. Pouty lips? Check. Talking about how weird you are? Check. Megan Fox’s attempts to claim Hollywood's bad girl throne (previously occupied by Angelina Jolie) are almost complete. It’s only a matter of time before she also adopts a child from a third world country and breaks up her costar’s marriage.

The Transformers star candidly reveals in October’s GQ that she once had an affair with a Russian stripper.

The actress says she began the tryst while living in Los Angeles after splitting from a long-time boyfriend.

“I decided -- oh man, sorry mommy! -- that I was in love with this girl that worked at the Body Shop [strip club],” she told GQ. “I decided that I was going to get her to love me back, and I went out of my way to create a relationship with this girl, a stripper named Nikita.”

Fox said she was attracted to the stripper who would do “these beautiful slow dances to Aerosmith ballads.” The actress, 22, also told GQ that she would bring Nikita gifts and try to inspire her to quit her line of work.

Despite revealing her stripper seduction to the magazine, the actress insists she isn’t gay.
“Look, I’m not a lesbian. I just think that all humans are born with the ability to be attracted to both sexes.”

And who in Hollywood would she want to make her Sapphic sweetheart?

“Olivia Wilde is so sexy she makes me want to strangle a mountain ox with my bare hands. She’s mesmerizing. And lately I’ve been obsessed with Jenna Jameson, but … oh boy.”

In the interview, Fox also slams Disney for forcing teen stars Miley Cyrus and Vanessa Hudgens to apologize for their racy photo scandals.

“I hate Disney for making her do that. F*** Disney. Yeah. F*** Disney.”

Fox continued her rant, saying that Disney takes, “these little girls, and they put them through entertainment school and teach them to sing and dance, and make them wear belly shirts, but they won't allow them to be their own people. It makes me sick."

Well, it looks like Fox can kiss any hopes of a cameo in High School Musical 3 goodbye.