In recent months, you may have thought that Tori Spelling had wasted away to the point that her body was nearly as two-dimensional as her personality, but the 90210 alum wants you to know that it's all lies. Lies!

Spelling shot back yesterday at Star Magazine's cover story that the actress had whittled down to a mere 95 lbs. The article alleged that Spelling had collapsed after an "angry showdown" with husband Dean McDermott.

However, the 36-year-old mother of two took to Twitter to set the record straight, telling everybody just how much of a fatty-fat fat she really is.

"Star Mag...LIES!" she posted to her Twitter account yesterday. "Literally not 1 factual thing in entire article. And, come 2 my house & weigh me Star! I'm 107lbs. if you care about FACTS?!?"

107 lbs.?! Put down the hamburger, Tori! It's amazing she can even find clothes that fit with all that extra weight on her.

Spelling has spent the last several months defending her ultra-skinny frame, insisting that she's at her natural weight.

"I am healthy," she told Us Weekly in June. "This is my weight, and I'm not unhealthy. I'm very healthy. It is hard to be criticized in public, and it's harder for your family to deal with it than you. You kind of get a thick skin. When you have kids and when you have a husband, it's upsetting."

You know what helps us when we get upset? A big bowl of ice cream. But something tells us that that's probably not the route Spelling will take.

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