Harry Potter star Emma Watson revealed that she will start classes at Brown University in the fall, making millions of slacker high school students curse themselves for not working harder.
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Kelis had to skip out on a scheduled divorce court session yesterday because she went into labour. Soon-to-be ex-husband Nas was at the hospital with her for the birth of their child. Aw. It would be really sweet if they weren't embroiled in such a bitter divorce battle.
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Some good news: even with all the recent celebrity deaths, Patrick Swayze is still hanging on, and he even looks as though he's improving.
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Bam Margera returned home after his hospital stay, revealing that he was taken in not because of an overdose, but because he was really dehydrated after a four-day alcohol binge. Oh, yeah, that's so much better.
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Class act Heather Mills thinks that all the people who wrote lies about her should get cancer. Lovely.
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Former Duke brother and Smallville dad John Schneider has just signed on to play Liam's mean stepfather on 90210 next season, while Kelly Carlson (with whom Schneider appeared on Nip/Tuck) will show up on the Melrose Place reboot as a Hollywood madam.
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