There's only so many times a week Jennifer Aniston can expect to make headlines by taking John Mayer out for lasagna.

The former Friends star has broken her four-year streak of letting Team Aniston do all the public OMG-ing over Brad Pitt and Angelina Jolie, and is reportedly baring her soul in an upcoming issue of Vogue. According to the Daily Mail and Life and Style -- who both claim to have obtained advance copies of the December issue’s cover feature -- Aniston opens up about her love life, and -- gasp! -- openly disses Jolie, reportedly saying, "What Angelina did was very uncool."

Could she be referring to that breast-feeding cover shot for W? Anything on her resume post-Gia? That business about buying knives for her kids?

According to the Daily Mail, Aniston is actually giving her "uncool" stamp to Jolie's recent comments in the New York Times. Last month, Aniston's tabloid-cover rival finally admitted that she and Pitt "fell in love" while making Mr. and Mrs. Smith in 2004 -- because, naturally, we all totally bought the "just friends" line while Pitt's marriage was falling apart and he and Jolie started staging sexy domestic photo shoots with the children of the corn.

"There was stuff printed there that was definitely from a time when I was unaware that it was happening," Aniston tells Vogue. "I felt those details were a little inappropriate to discuss. That stuff about how she couldn't wait to get to work every day? That was really uncool."

The Vogue story, which is accompanied by a photo spread featuring Aniston modelling designer swimsuits, is purported to bring plenty of insight into Aniston's life post-Pitt (yet still probably won't leave us with any satisfying answer as to why her next big movie has her co-starring with a golden retriever).

"Jennifer opens up about her sex life, her career and her feelings about life after her divorce," a source tells the Daily Mail.

Way back in 2006, Aniston gave an interview to Vogue in which she dished on her distaste for the public's fascination with her break-up from Brad Pitt. "It makes my skin crawl," she said. "Don’t make me your victim. ... I’m so tired of being part of this sick, twisted Bermuda Triangle."

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