While no official invite has landed in our mailbox yet (we’re still keeping our fingers crossed!), various media outlets are reporting that Pete Wentz and Ashlee Simpson will wed this Saturday at a “top secret location.” (To which Mariah Carey and Beyonce replied, “Leaking it to the press beforehand? Oh, that’s so cute!”)

Us Weekly reports save-the-date cards have been sent out and an “intimate” rehearsal dinner will take place Friday night. On Saturday, “all guests will be transported in shuttles to the wedding location.” There’s no word on what wedding favours will be handed out, though we’re betting each guest will receive personalized guyliner.

Simpson’s spokesperson (and let’s face it, soon to be Wentz’s as Simpson obviously wears the skinny jeans in this relationship) said, “This is a private matter. There is nothing to confirm.”

Jessica Simpson revealed last week to People magazine that she will be her little sister’s maid of honor whenever the wedding takes place.

There’s still no confirmation on Ashlee’s alleged baby bump – but if 8 months from now she gives birth and tries to pass it off as a honeymoon preemie, we’ll know better.

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