In the classiest move since O.J. Simpson wrote If I Did It, a major condom company is hoping Miley Cyrus will endorse their prophylactic to teens. Yes, the same Miley Cyrus who can't even expose her belly button without risking a smackdown from her Disney handlers.

New York Daily News reports that LifeStyles Condoms is actively pursuing the 15-year-old pop sensation to be the official spokesperson for their product – and they're willing to shill out as much as $1 million US as well as a lifetime supply of condoms for "whenever she decides the time is right."

Cyrus's camp denies being approached by LifeStyles, and insists it's not something they would ever consider. But Miley, just because you want to stay a virgin until marriage is no reason to turn down a lifetime supply of free condoms! Just think of all the water balloons you could make! You could drop them right on top of Selena Gomez – it would serve her right for snatching Nick Jonas from you.

"Pop culture proves that teens are more ready than ever to disuss the subject of sex," said Carol Carrozza, VP of marketing for LifeStyles. "With recent reports showing that one out of four teenage girls has an STD and the high level of teenage pregnancy, we believe that Miley is both influential and relatable to this afflicted set - and is the obvious choice to get the message of safe sex out to teens across America."

A condom company approaching an innocent, underage girl to be their spokesperson? What a silly move on LifeStyles's part! With Cyrus's religious upbringing and all the Disney pressure to stay "family friendly," she'll never endorse the condom company. All LifeStyles will get out of this is a mess of controversy, a big hunk of publicity and... oh.

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