Madonna and Alex Rodriguez enjoyed a quickie Hampton holiday last week, the New York Post's Page Six is reporting.

It seems the pair has a mutual pal in Jerry Seinfeld. The comedian reportedly invited Madge and A-Rod over to his waterfront estate for some undisclosed fun times.

And since Madge and her new (base)baller are private and discreet individuals who prefer to keep their relationship from prying eyes, the pair opted to made their separate ways to the Seinfeld place via a paparazzi-monitored helicopter landing strip.

A-Rod took a helicopter ride from NYC to the East Hamptons, where he was reportedly picked up in Seinfeld's wife's white Porsche. After (unsuccessfully) trying to give snoops the slip, Madonna landed at the same location -- also via chopper -- some 40 minutes later.

"When they arrived at the Seinfeld home, Madonna poked her head out the window and could be clearly seen," Page Six's source said.

"About four hours later, the dark SUV left the house and took them all back to the airport. Madonna and the Seinfelds could clearly be seen getting out and piling into the copter that had taken Madonna there in the first place. They left together," our witness said. "Several minutes later, the helicopter that carried A-Rod also left."

Both Madge and A-Rod continue to claim they're "just friends" (not that there's anything wrong with that). Considering both of them are freshly single, could it really hurt to, as Jerry and Elaine might put it, "combine this and that," without all the sneaking around?

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