After watching wife Amy Winehouse frolic with several muscled hunks in the Caribbean, Blake Fielder-Civil is nursing a broken heart. But then, that heart is probably healing a little bit faster now that he has a chance of winning a significant amount of Winehouse's fortune in divorce proceedings.

Reportedly helping Fielder-Civil's case is a love letter his soon-to-be ex-wife wrote him during happier times – a letter he may use to back up claims that he deserves half of Winehouse's estimated $15 million US fortune. The letter is, thankfully, devoid of raunchy language; instead, the Rehab singer proposes writing a few albums for her husband, then devolves into overly flowery descriptions of how much she misses him.

"You are grace and majesty, your lips with mine are royal cushions that carry away in sweet savage dreams the minute they meet," reads one except published in the U.K. News of the World. "You are a REAL boy. Everything I could pray for. REALLY my Boy Wonder."

Apparently, Winehouse has a Pinocchio/Robin fetish. Yuck.

Earlier this month, the 25-year-old singer told the U.K. Sun that she would not let Fielder-Civil divorce her, but his mother, Georgette Civil, told People yesterday that her son doesn't care.

"Blake doesn't want a reconciliation with Amy now," she said. "[The letter] was not designed to be used in the divorce. We've done a lot of soul searching. She did love Blake very much. It is a shame he is no longer in love with her, but it shows how important Blake was to Amy."

Wait, does that mean that every boy we've ever written a love letter to is now entitled to half our stuff? In that case, if Joey Stevens from Mrs. Bartlett's Grade 3 class calls, tell him we died.

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