Just when the irrational hatred we were feeling towards Sarah Larson for stealing our ultimate pretend boyfriend was beginning to fade, we're faced with a shocking rumour that threatens to land her back at the top of our imaginary enemies list.
According to the New York Post's Page Six, George Clooney's ex-girlfriend, Sarah Larson, allegedly cheated on him with a "media mogul" while they were dating. WTF??!?
We're sorry, but we're going to need some proof/lie detector analysis/DNA samples from Page Six's "source" before we even begin to consider that there's a remote possibility that this may have happened. Why would anyone ever cheat on The Most Perfect Man Alive* (trademark pending)? It's a physical impossibility (much like Spencer "Flesh Beard" Pratt embracing charity work on The Hills). Once a woman gets a taste of the Cloonster, every other man is ruined for her. It would be like chugging Baby Duck after you've grown up sipping Dom.
Page Six spotted Larson in Las Vegas last Saturday with her new boyfriend, minor-league promoter Joey Vanas. We're just impressed that she's already out and about following her split from Clooney in May. If we let the universe's most eligible bachelor slip through our fingers, we'd still be curled up in the fetal position, mainlining Ben & Jerry's while watching that bathtub scene from Out of Sight on a constant loop.
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