It's a Christmas miracle: Amy Winehouse is back on the covers of the British papers today. The singer, who's currently on vacation in the Caribbean, has been doing her best Sienna Miller impression, cavorting for photographers sans clothes -- lolling around the beach like an overgrown Coppertone kid and dancing topless from her hotel balcony.
Getting a face full of Amy Winehouse's naked teats is hardly the way we wanted to start our Monday, but hey, so long as she's keeping Chad from accounting from collecting $50 in the celebrity deathpool, we'll take it. Keep the beach party going, Ames -- just be sure there's always a lifeguard and AA sponsor on duty.
If you can ignore your gag reflex long enough, you'll notice that in the new holiday snapshots, Winehouse is appearing healthier (read: not passed out) than she has in months. And the Daily Mail is hopeful that Winehouse's new tummy padding isn't the start of a beer (and gin and whiskey and vodka) belly. According to the paper, Winehouse has been rehabbing for the last month and has also started a daily two-hour workout.
"She has hired a personal trainer," a source told the paper. "She's very enthusiastic about her sessions and bounds in to work out on the bikes, weights and Power Plate."
Just last month, Winehouse was rushed to hospital. The reason given at the time was that the professional trainwreck had simply suffered "a bad reaction to her prescribed medication." However, several other sources, including the Daily Mail, have suggested Wino's "bad reaction" would be better termed as yet another "drug overdose."
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