Sick of reading year-end, Top 10 Celebrity lists cluttered with the names of juvenile, immature starlets who somehow managed to con their way into this year's biggest headlines? It's Forbes to the rescue! The financial magazine has taken our world-wide obsession with stars who act like babies one step further and gone straight to the source -- compiling a list of Hollywood's most influential infants.
Topping the drooling, motor-skills-lacking list is Shiloh Jolie-Pitt, the genetically perfect offspring of Angelina Jolie and Brad Pitt. Shiloh's adopted siblings also cracked the Top 10 (though they ranked lower, thereby solidifying their constant sense of inferiority). Zahara came in at No. 3, while Pax squeaked in at No. 5. (When asked for comment, six-year-old Maddox, who Forbes deemed "too old to qualify," reportedly huffed, "Influential? Dude, I was rocking the faux-hawk before any of those emo copycats from Fall Out Boy. The only thing Shiloh ever influenced is my gag reflex with her stinky diapers!")
Forbes determined the list based on the child's web presence and press clippings over the course of a year. Also making the Top 5 were Suri Cruise, the most adorable robo-baby ever assembled by Xenu-loving tech geeks, and Britney Spears and K-Fed's disputed son, Sean Preston, who's just grateful he didn't land on Hollywood's Most Neglected Babies list. Yet.
The complete list of Hollywood's Most Influential Babies:
1) Shiloh Jolie-Pitt
2) Suri Cruise
3) Zahara Jolie-Pitt
4) Sean Preston Spears
5) Pax Jolie-Pitt
6) Sam Alexis Woods
7) Tie: Dannielynn Hope Marshall Birkhead and David Banda
9) Tie: Cruz Beckham and Romeo Beckham
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