They may have just graduated from toilet training, but Britney Spears' two tater tots -- Sean Preston, 3, and Jayden, 2 -- reportedly already have potty mouths.

"They're starting to learn words like 'stupid,' and Preston says the f-word now sometimes," a disappointed Spears tells Rolling Stone in an upcoming cover story. "He must get it from his daddy. I say it, but not around my kids."

Spears spoke to the magazine as part of her ongoing I-swear-I'm-not-batshit-anymore publicity tour, which will culminate with the Nov. 30 MTV special where she's expected to reflect on her year of meltdowns and bad weaves. So, F-bombs aside, perhaps we should just take it as a blessing that the kids are choosing to follow daddy's example.

Not that Spears can be expected to do much of anything besides give a few "omigod, y'all" soundbites to reporters these days. According to the Rolling Stone article, Spears is under more supervision than a clumsy baby with avian bone syndrome. Spears is watched 24/7 by a specially hired security detail. On top of that, the mag says that Spears is no longer allowed to drive -- or even make a phone call. They claim that the pop star's phone conversations are monitored and that one security guard was fired for letting Spears borrow his cell.

As for the interview itself, Spears was reportedly never left alone during the Q&A, with security and her svengali manager Larry Rudolph present. Rolling Stone told USA Today that interviewing Spears is a "rigorously micromanaged process," and all of the questions put to the pop tart had to be sent in beforehand for approval. Still, Spears was willing enough to talk about her bad extensions (she said she's thinking of ditching the weave) and managed to share a few entertaining and tres Britney (read: giggly and inarticulate) soundbites.

For instance, Spears dishes about trying to restart her love-life while under the supervision of Team Damage Control.

“One of the dates I had recently, I was accompanied by my assistant Brett and my manager Larry Rudolph’s friend Adam Leber. Right when we got there, we just knew it was just bad.

“He looked like an older version of Harry Potter, but skinnier. So I had to get dessert first," Spears tells Rolling Stone.

Eep. You'd think with so many dudes looking out for Spears, they could do a little better. Someone call Billy Ray Cyrus. Who'd they hire to find Miley that underwear model?

“And the other date I had, the guy was really, really tall and a lot older.

“We’re trying to ask him questions, like, ‘OK, you’re into martial arts, so what kind of martial arts are you into?’ And he was like, ‘Oh, all kinds.’ So we were just cracking up.”

Spears left for Europe Monday where she will be promoting her upcoming album, Circus.

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