She doesn't have a new record, but Amy Winehouse does have a new set of fake boobs. And considering she reportedly shelled out ?5,000 for those new sweater cows -- ?5,000 that could have been spent on freeze pops and/or weave-maintenance -- you can't blame a gal for showing them off in public, at Monday night's Q Awards, to be exact.

The Daily Mail (and pretty much everyone who was there) has pictures here. But in case you don't feel like cracking open the eye bleach this early in the morning, there are plenty of other icky things the soul singer got up to last night that we can dish about.

Winehouse was scheduled to present a trophy to The Specials during the show. And though she made it onstage for the award, she just did so several minutes late -- in the middle of the Specials' acceptance speech, long after the show had stalled midway so staff could track her down. (Which shouldn't have been too hard considering she was reportedly staying in the same hotel where the shindig was taking place.)

As for what delayed her arrival, the singer told the Daily Mail, "I was doing my hair. F*** off."

Winehouse continued to pour on the charm for the remainder of the show, reportedly heckling rock legend Robert Plant to the extent that he stopped short in middle of his acceptance speech.

But all in all, Winehouse's dad told the paper that she's still behaving a little less crazy-go-nuts than we're used to.

"If you look back to where we were a year ago, you know we are in a different planet. We are in a different space and a different time and a different person," the elder Winehouse said.

True, last year she was showing off her real tits in the Caribbean; this year she's showing off fake tits in London. How far we've come.

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