Sorry womb watchers, but you have no hope of sneaking a peek at Angelina Jolie’s uterus as she awaits the arrival of her Chosen Two. The French hospital where the actress is hibernating has issued a statement, saying Jolie is being protected from prying peepers by a special, paparazzi-resistant room.

"It is impossible to see into Mr. Brad Pitt and Mrs. Angelina Jolie's room," a rep for the Fondation Lenval hospital in Nice, France said in a statement. "So any picture released are either posed fakes set up by paparazzi or they are pictures of other patients. We hope this is clearly understood out of respect for all patients in this clinic."

Though we initially envisioned a hospital room set up with booby traps and guarded by a pack of ninjas (led by Maddox, natch), poised to pounce on snooping shutterbugs, the Associated Press reveals the hospital’s security precautions are much more mundane. According to the AP, the clinic has coated the windows of the womb raider’s room with special insulating material that cameras cannot see through.

Though Jolie has not been seen since she was admitted two weeks ago, photos of Pitt and their children visiting the hospital surface almost daily. Last night, Jolie’s baby daddy was spotted heading into the clinic after spending a day on the beach with Bono and Robert DeNiro, reports E! News. Can we switch lives with him? (He can keep his hordes of children, though.)

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