Brian Austin Green says He's Still with Megan Fox. Sure, Just Like I'm Still with Megan Fox

July 10, 2008

Despite, you know, reality, Brian Austin Green says that he’s still engaged to Megan Fox and that things are "solid."

According to an interview with TV Guide, the Notorious B.A.G. continues to live the ~~wet~~ dream with the easy-on-the-eyes Transformers star. "We've lived together for three years. We have tattoos of each other's names," he says, without the least hint of doom.

Last week, London’s Daily Star reported that the 22 year-old Fox had scrapped engagement plans with the 34 year-old former 90210-er because she was "too young to marry him."

Still—at least in Green’s head—birds are chirping and the sky is cloud-free; he says he and Fox remain in love and are "rescuing pets from pet stores. We have a potbellied pig, we have dogs, two cats, two birds a squirrel. And Megan wants a leopard - that'll never happen! That's a whole different world."

Yes, Brian, it’s whole different world, one could say a fantasy world, not unlike the one where YOU’RE STILL DATING MEGAN FOX.