Actress/comedian/blogger Roseanne has been running her mouth off once again, this time taking aim at Hollywood’s golden couple Angelina Jolie and Brad Pitt.
In a post on her website, Roseanne World, she slams the superstar twosome, dubbing Jolie Jon Voight’s “evil spawn” and Pitt “vacuous.”
Roseanne writes that while the couple rake in about $40 million US a year making “violent psychopathic movies,” they only give $3 million of it away to starving children in an attempt to look as if the “give a crap about humanity.”
She also takes aim at the couple’s newborn twins as she writes, “They spit out more dunces that will consume more than their fair share and wreck the earth even more.”
(Whoa lady, lay off the babies. Knox and Viv can’t help if they were just born into a life of $60-million-dollar French homes and paparazzi stalking.)
The former sitcom star also attacks Jolie for admitting she is still undecided about the upcoming presidential election.
“Aren’t you supposed to be somewhat enlightened, or do you not know that the African daughter you hold in every picture had parents who suffered and died because of the Republican party’s worldwide economic assault on Africa over the last few decades since Regan?”
She also writes that “it might be good for your Asian and African children’s self-esteem to know you support a brown man (Barack Obama) for the leader of the free world.”
(Because it makes perfect sense to vote based on the candidates skin colour, right?)
And she signs off by telling Jolie to go back to making movies about women who “love to handle big guns and shoot hundreds of people to death.”
Unfortunately, Roseanne didn’t end her post with an explanation on why the woman who once married Tom Arnold has the right to comment on anyone’s personal or professional choices.
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