There is, in fact, a real-live teen girl who hasn't read or seen Twilight: Miley Cyrus.
"I've never seen it and nor will I ever," said the 16-year-old 'tween queen in a recent radio interview, apparently not averse to at least linking her name with the Twilight brand in the pursuit of publicity.
And according to Cyrus, there's more (though not much more) to her anti-Twi stance than the franchise's threat to her corner on the teeny-bopper market.
"I don't believe in it," said Cyrus, making the honest mistake of confusing Twi-hard-dom as a religion. "I don't like vampires. ... I don't like the wolf that pops out of the screen when I'm watching my TV at night. I don't like it."
Cyrus, goes on: "I don't want anything to do with it. I don't like the shirts. I don't like any of it."
As people who rip into the Twilight craze on basically a thrice-daily basis, it pains us to say this, Miley, but don't knock the sparkly vampire romance 'til you've tried it.
In any case, the Disney star did cop to feeling a little left out being the sole teenager in the L.A. area who didn't lose their mind-grapes over Monday's New Moon premiere.
"I feel really lame because everyone's, like, so excited," she said. "I'm like, 'Don't even talk about it.'"
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