Somehow, New Moon dreamboat Robert Pattinson was totally shocked to find out that his female fans will do anything he asks them to, even when he’s joking. Hunky Brewster appeared on the Ellen DeGeneres Show yesterday to promote New Moon and shared a horrifying anecdote about a fan who began stripping in front of him and thousands of other screaming Twi-hards (who were probably jealous they didn’t think of it first).

The apparel-challenged fan made her move at a recent autograph signing after Pattinson was burnt out from signing his name more than 500 times in a row.

"You kind of get ten seconds with each person and you never really say anything . . . I kind of got bored," he told DeGeneres.

When the Twi-hard in question asked him how she could best get his attention, Pattinson had an unwise reaction: “I was like, um, just take your clothes off.”

You can guess what happened next.

“She stood there and frantically started taking her clothes off and got dragged out of the room by security," Pattinson says. "I never felt more terrible… I sound like I'm actually just abusing my position."

We can think of a few more positions we’d like him to abuse… Oops, did we say that out loud?

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