We're pretty sure at least one of those "More You Know" PSAs they show on NBC decried the evils of skipping class, and yet the Today Show has all but personally signed the tardy slips of countless young Twi-hards. New Moon's sparkly trinity of stars -- Robert Pattinson, Kristen Stewart and Taylor Lautner -- are booked for a very-special three day Twilight promo blitz on the morning program.

In case you can't be bothered with making it to homeroom, Pattinson is set to appear Nov. 18, Stewart will do her (mumbling, too-cool-for-school) interview Nov. 19 and Taylor Lautner will show up Nov. 20 -- the same day as New Moon's premiere.

And there's a good chance that Taylor Swift will be waving a glitter glue collage outside the studio windows on Lautner's day -- or, you know, maybe just watch the YouTube clip the day after. She and Teen Wolf 2.0 were spotted by People magazine, cuddling up at an L.A. Kings game at the Staples Center.

After the game, the magazine spied the pair at a Beverly Hills hotel. "Taylor Swift was all dolled up and looked super pretty," said People's spy. "She didn't seem to mind the attention ... Taylor Lautner, on the other hand, was hiding under a hoodie."

Come on, kid. It's not like the Volturi are going to get you. Just us -- the snarky gossip media. We'll start brainstorming obnoxious nicknames for you lovebirds while you decide which awards show you're going to use to make your relationship status official. Twautner? T-Square? T2: Judgment Lay? Swizzy and the Laut? Feel free to come up with something better below, kids...

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