When she’s not banging random Italian dudes, waking up with mysterious drug packets in her pants, chasing down people in SUVs, stealing expensive clothing, passing out in various international gutters, being allergic to men in a gay way, DJing, etc. Lindsay Lohan has a hobby: she acts.

According to Variety, Lohan is tapped (LOL!) to star in romantic comedy Labor Pains. She’ll play an assistant at a stuck-up publishing house who pretends to be pregnant in an effort to keep her job. "It is a very different role for me and I look forward to the challenges it will present, and I love working on comedies,” said Lohan’s publicist Lohan.

Labor Pains will also star Saturday Night Live alum Chris Parnell, Cheryl Hines (Curb Your Enthusiasm), Luke Kirby and Friday Night Light’s Connie Britton.

Which will come first: the trailer or the meltdown?

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