The Winehouse and Fielder-Civil families are no doubt mortified to announce the renewal of the vows of their darling fuck-ups, Amy and Blake. The nuptials will occur this Friday (Jan. 4), at Pentonville prison, North London. Gifts may be purchased from Mr. Icepick McGee, the couple's personal pharmacist.

Yes, after getting hitched last May in a secret Miami ceremony that set them back around $100 U.S. ($6 of which reportedly went towards a wedding dinner of burgers and fries), Amy Winehouse and the apple of her bloodshot eye, Blake Fielder-Civil, will redo their nuptials in a manner even more befitting their status as VIP trainwrecks. The two will renew their vows from the jailhouse where Fielder-Civil is awaiting trial for assault and conspiracy to pervert the course of justice, says U.K. paper The Daily Star.

The 24-year-old celebrity deathwatch candidate will be flying to London from the Caribbean, where she spent the holidays, supposedly "detoxing" at a villa owned by Can-Con king, Bryan Adams.

According to the Daily Mail, Winehouse made plans to honeymoon via conjugal trailer weeks ago with her pusher/hubby turned jailbird. Since then, Wino has put her feelings of skeezebag withdrawal to good use, penning a new song for her hubby entitled "For You." No word whether she'll be breaking it out during a mess hall reception.

Reports say the couple plans to recite the same vows they exchanged at their Miami wedding. We can picture it now: "I, Amy, take you Blake, to be my husband. To share needles from this day forward, during comebacks and career slumps, in sickness and in rehab, to love and to throw down stairs; from this day forward until a heroin overdose half-naked on a toilet in Pete Doherty's summer house do us part."

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