After days of fluffing her loyal fanbase with video previews and superfluous "can't wait til y'all see it" Tweets, Britney Spears debuted her new video for "3" on her official website this morning.

All the standard Britney video criteria are there: Bared midriff? Check. Writhing dance moves? Check. Dead expression behind the eyes? Check. Hell, it even starts with a little product placement for one of Spears' drugstore perfumes. Savvy.

For a song about “If You Seek Amy”-ing with multiple partners, the video's pretty tame. We've definitely seen this much (if not more) ass in a Britney video before, and the action basically consists of Spears bump-and-grinding with teams of pantsless backup dancers against a white backdrop. Sort of like Madonna's "Human Nature," but with a greater chance of catching herpes.

But enough with the snark, just watch it below. The song may sound like one of those Dell PC ads, but that hasn't stopped it from debuting at No. 1 on the Billboard 100.

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