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May 4, 2009

ARIES

Mercury is headed into retrograde, better not do anything important. 
TAURUS

Don't be stubborn when it comes to love. Sure it all has a way of working itself out, but it can use some help sometimes.
GEMINI

Energy drinks aren't a substitute for a personality.

CANCER

If you were a baseball freak, you'd know that sometimes a winning team is secretly a losing one, it just depends on the schedule.

LEO

Reflect on you past sins, people have long memories.
VIRGO

Take time to smell the roses, or at least go for an ice cream break.
LIBRA

Ninjas know when to be quiet. If you notice, it's most of the time.
SCORPIO

Time to use your scorpion attack for good, not evil.

SAGITTARIUS

Whoever told you that leggings were a good idea is not your friend.

CAPRICORN

To really impress those who need impressing, I suggest you wax your moustache.

AQUARIUS

Don't look directly at the sun. That's good advice both literally and figuratively.

PISCES

Just because you win at Scrabble it don't make you a Nobel Prize writer.

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