There are few things that bring joy into the Dose.ca offices as much as famous jerks getting their comeuppance in delightful ways. However, no incident has brought us more joy than today's news about former Project Runway contestant Kenley Collins getting arrested for attacking her betrothed with a cat. No, that's not a typo. She assaulted him with a cat.

As you may already know, Collins rose to reality show fame in 2008 after sniping and rolling her eyes throughout the entire fifth season of Project Runway. After she lost to the polite and far more talented Leanne Marshall (yay!), it appeared as though Collins would finally fade into obscurity.

But according to TMZ, Collins was arrested yesterday in Brooklyn, N.Y., with the District Attorney claiming the designer attacked her sleeping fiance with anything she could find, including a laptop, several apples, water and yes, a cat. We guess Collins is more creative than we initially gave her credit for.

Collins is charged with six crimes, including assault in the second degree, assault in the third degree and criminal possession of a weapon in the fourth degree. We're not sure how her attorney is going to explain the use of a cat as a weapon, but we can't wait to find out.

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